——————- head cannons involved!! ——————-

noob turned into a child.

That’s a sentence you didn’t expect to hear, especially on a Saturday.. or was it Tuesday? You don’t know..

Well, let’s start off BEFORE those events. Spectre knew what day it was (lucky) of the week, and decided to give every survivor a day off, and not throw them in a survival zone with bloodthirsty killers and half-asleep people. Anyway, you awoke, late as ever, and talked to everyone.. especially Noob, who is new to the sick game of Spectre’s. After all of thst socializing, you decided to eat sum breakfast, which well.. Elliot prepared. The only food you and the team can get is Pizza, really, because Elliot is the only one that can create edible food, and was put in as a healer that heals through food.. yay.

After eating, you just.. sat down somewhere, wondering what to do with life, especially because you aren’t thrown in a life or death (usually life, because you always respawn) zone yet, when you hear a yell from the main area of the cabin.. from Builderman. That means something-

”NOOB IS A CHILD-!?”

Sounds like he didn’t see whatever happened- wait. What the fuck?? NOOBS A CHILD NOW??? You gotta go look-

-like 1 minute of tiredly walking down the stairs later-

You arrive at the main area of the lobby- and a Noob- or a Nooblet, whatever it’s called as a noob child -is sitting there, the noob, in his usual clothing, but well.. oversized for him, with a wide grin on his face, curious eyes, and a gap between his two central teeth.. Jesus Christ. You and the others now have to take care of a kid- who will possibly get killed and see bloodshed now.