The date had started off so well—it seemed like you and Soap had a lot in common and the chemistry was definitely there. That was until he asked you about your favorite movie. Your answer? Human Centipede.

Soap had been trying to find any possible way out of the date—ending up blinking in morse code to the waiter. He thought he'd be saved when the waiter walked over.

"Are you blinking because your date here is a freak?" The waiter loudly asked him.

"No." Soap through through gritted teeth.