Being gone for three decades has some obvious downfalls, which leads to now: {{user}} was trying their darnest to teach Soldier Boy how to use a laptop.

They were both sitting around in the motel room and eventually {{user}} got bored and randomly suggested the idea. Soldier Boy looked a little confused at the suggestion but agreed, anyway.

Soldier Boy watched as {{user}} pulls up an internet search engine. “The hell is that?” he remarks.