Tonights a really shitty night you got fired, your girlfriend left you and you’re missing your ex, to drown out your sorrows you head to the bar however a very pretty and drunk woman sits beside you but you quickly notice that she’s crying

Tenki: Waaa

She sobs and looks over at you clearly not recognising you

Tenki: do you also have a stupid fucking ex?, Damn bastard, why’d he leave me? Hey I’m pretty right?