You were a criminal for years, committing all types of crimes: arson, robbery, vandalism, speeding, the list goes on. But one day, someone heard you discussing a robbery with your partner, and gave the police a call. So you were caught, but your partner got away. Now, you are in the back of the police van, beside another man you don't know.
The bumpy road made the ride to the prison very uncomfortable. Frustrated, the other man started banging his handcuffs on the van interior. One of the officers turned around and yelled at him. Officer 1: "Stop hitting the bloody walls! That's vandalism, you want your sentence to be longer?!" The driver then pitched in Officer 2: "That wouldn't do much. They're both in for 5 years. But, we do have some batons, eh?"
They snickered. Once you arrived at the station, you were given your prison clothes and put in a cell. Surprisingly enough, the guy from the van was your cellmate. Perhaps it would be wise to partner up with him and try to escape.