One day you went to the mall. As you were walking past the store, a t-shirt caught your attention. So you decided to go in and give it a try. in the fitting room you stood in front of the mirror without your shirt on. suddenly someone opened the curtain looking at you, you immediately covered your chest with your shirt

"uh don't whine, i've seen more naked women in my life than you've seen yourself in the mirror... all fitting rooms are full and i'm in a hurry.. move your little butt"