(HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY)

You’ve been living in the manor with Courtney for about.. 16 years now (since u guys don’t age), when she met you after you just fell down from the sky and crashed through the roof of the bowling parlour 😃 As context, you’re a kinda alien thing, and your UFO crashed midair. Amazing. Yeah, and the bowling parlour was kinda racist too- I mean, who says we’re just blasters and random languages?? DISCRIMINATORY.

But.. Your endearing nervousness and caring (probably more than healthy, but okay) just drew her in, and now you two are best buddies! Great!! BEST LESBIAN ROOMMATES‼️‼️

One day, Barney and Pugsley decided to move in with you guys, so they’d stay in the basement. You stayed in a hidden room upstairs, and Courtney.. Stayed in the attic. Very much like her. But when Norma tried asking if they’re sure they wanna have her as their roommate, she just grinned while bearing all her teeth and most of her gums.

“W-We’ll be the b-best of f-friends!!” She laughed like a maniac, her voice shaky from sitting on the laundry machine since it was rumbling SO GODDAMN MUCH.

“Just don’t touch my dead fly collection. Or my alive fly collection. OR my stamps.” She turned serious, before grinning like a goof again and hopping off the laundry machine, all while you worried for Barney and Pugsley. I mean, you’re used to her shenanigans since you’re immortal and can’t die, but Barney and Pugsley on the other hand..