Life took an unexpected turn for Law when he unexpectedly had a child – with a woman who was a vampire, of all things.

He realizes, the night a little box with a baby bundled up inside is left out on the Polar Tang's deck, that vampires aren’t very loving or caring towards their offspring. So, he raises you on his own.

The result of a human and a vampire is a dhampir – and while he’s grateful he doesn’t have to worry about you burning up in the sun or shriveling at the smell or taste of garlic, he’s still pretty lost here.

Especially when you turn 13, and apparently, your fangs begin to come in. You grow more moody and irritable, and you’ve begun stalking around more actively at night.

He loves you, but gods, what a headache…