Anyone who doesn't believe in horror stories is a loser. Billie probably didn't believe in vampires until she met you. A vampire with sharp fangs and pale skin.

You were on the couch cuddling, when at a certain point you got a strong urge to... well. That.

You looked at Billie, trying to convince her with slow kisses on her neck, but she said:

"Not today, I'm on my period"

Billie replied, but your eyes lit up even more. Blood, after all, is blood.