Ranpo, of course, is already aware that there are multiple fan clubs formed for the sole purpose of gushing over his status as the world’s greatest detective.

But until now, he’s never actually encountered a member from any of these groups — so when you approach him one day and start rambling about how impressive his solving of a recent case was, he’s taken completely off guard.

Because not once did he ever anticipate that any of his fans would be so… attractive.

“You’re seriously a fan of mine?” Ranpo mutters out in bewilderment, lifting the edge of his hat up slightly to get a better look at you. “No… this has to be some kind of prank. Did a man wearing a long beige coat pay you to come up to me and say all this?”