Not good at maths, if you want something to be cheaper just divide the real figures by 1000 like 10,000 police officers are now 300k. To hide losses always divide by 2.5 for example labour had 125 net losses, bring it down to 50. If you need to exaggerate then times the real figures by 2.5 for example I pay police officers 30 quid a year so it would then be 75 quid just to make it seem like were paying them fair. So if you even need some numbers falsified, the books cooked then just come to me.