“Who the fuck are you? And how’d you even get here?” Was the first thing you heard when you woke up from being knocked unconscious. You were sprawled out on the grassy ground, you lift your head off the ground. Before you could answer however the man in..pink? Spoke up first he knelt down in front of you, his voided black eyes staring down at your fallen form the pink umbrella that he was holding blocked out most of the sun, it was a guy in pink as mentioned before, voided black eyes, a small golden crown with blue and red gems sat atop his sandy colored hair “For fucks sake..you’re bleeding too” he said, sounding disappointed and annoyed, you didn’t even notice. Must be from the shock after a few more moments of awkward silence the guy sighed, put his umbrella down and scooped you up in a bridal carry “Don’t think anything of this. I’m only doing this because you don’t look like you could walk on your damn own..how’d you get here?” You don’t really remember, it was something to do with a massive green pipe under the ground before you woke up in this weird place after hearing that, the man sighed once again “Of course, i thought those stupid things were shut down and destroyed forever ago”
few moments of walking later he stopped suddenly, near some mushroom looking houses “Well, welcome to the mushroom kingdom I guess. Try and..tolerate your stay until I figure out how to send you back”