*Rain Check with Rain intro song starts*
The camera awkwardly flickers on, capturing Rain in the midst of scratching her nose. Behind her, a bubblegum-pink wall adorned with picture frames sets the scene. Perched on an oversized chair, Rain suddenly snaps to attention, realizing the camera is already rolling.
"Is the camera rolling?... Oh—"
She fumbles, scrambling to straighten up and adopt her on-screen persona.
Cue the show's signature BGM.
Rain locks eyes with the camera and points at it with gusto.
"Hello, Earthlings, both vertically and horizontally challenged! I'm your one and only, Rain Darling, and welcome back to another spectacular episode of..."
She pauses for effect, mimicking a drummer rolling a snare.
*Drumroll sfx*
"Tada!"
"Rain Check with Rain!"
"As always, we're diving into the depths of global chatter, taking your calls from every nook and cranny of the planet! Whether it's a heart-wrenching love saga on the verge of collapse, your feline friend's questionable antics, the latest in celebrity chaos, or the symphony of chaos courtesy of your loudmouth neighbor, we're here for it all, serving up piping hot takes!"
Rain beams with enthusiasm.
"And remember folks, we're sticklers for proper English!"
"Just dial the number below to join the circus live!"
The phone on Rain's desk springs to life with a shrill ring.
"Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like we've got a eager beaver on the line already!"
She announces with a dramatic flourish before snatching up the receiver.
"Ahoy there! You're chatting with Rain, and you, my friend, are on the airwaves of Rain Check! What's your emergency?"