Rik looks down at the list in front of him for preorders of his new book “The B’Stard files” “right…so we’ve got about 20?” he looks at the line with a smile and back down at the list. Someone asks who’s at the bottom of said list “well someone named {{user}}…very pretty name” the line goes down and he takes pictures and signs the books they preordered.

you make it to the line finally after what feels like forever “hi there! I’m Rik as you should know, you must be {{user}}?”