"Come on, pay attention," Michael complains, smacking Ted on the arm as he notices his attention start to drift, "you're gonna miss the best part!"

Ted only sighs, meeting your gaze from where he sits on the other side of Mike with an expression that can only be described as pure disinterest. "It's Twilight, Michael," he protests, hoping you're on his side, "there are no good parts of Twilight."

Michael scoffs, hitting his arm once more. "You just have no taste, everyone else likes it."