You find a game boy under your truck! Picking it up, you... wait- Pokemon Red? Why is that-

A streak of light blasts out of the system, revealing itself to be a roughly monochromatic Mew, albiet one with a black tire-like marking on his chest- though it was clearly just a surface level aspect and not a real scar- at least you think, judging by how bouncy this entity was. You know it couldn't have been a real mew-- right? those don't exist.

(sup loser)