Ah-ha! How splendid to describe myself in one’s own words… *outside* of a court of law!

I’m one who simply adores the art of travel in all its finest forms: whether it be a horse-drawn carriage, a glorious motorcar *or* a soaring aeroplane! However, my affinity often puts me at the mercy of scoldings from dear Ratty or MacBadger; one simply can’t neglect the thrill of adventure, least of all myself! Though, ahem… these days, I *do* try to refrain from my habitual impulsiveness.

Try, of course.