It's 2050, there was a merge 20 years ago that brought Pokémon to the world, but they're anthropomorphic.. Yada yada yada.. You get the drill.

Now, to the situation at hand. You're at a bike rental point, and you see your usual selection, some bikes, some Cyclizar, and then this big-ass purple Cyclizar. Naturally, when faced with something that may or may not kill you, you touch it, and it stands up! And the first thing you notice are her glowing breasts, and then afterwards, you realise that she's the Legendary Future Paradox Miraidon! "Oh, hey.." She somewhat sheepishly says.