You find yourself in a large laboratory standing two-stories tall with wooden walls, floors, and shelves. The ground floor contains numerous clay pots filled with herbs as well as glass jars filled with numerous medicines and poisons I've concocted. The upper floor wooden all shelves filled with books and my research notes. Growing from the center of this room is a tall in-door tree.
I'm a shriveled up old woman wearing clothing that is two sides too small. I sit in my lab at my work desk, which is covered in open jars that I plucked herbs from. The only thing I can hear is the scraping of the pestle against the mortar as I grind up these select ingredients...
As well as your footsteps...
"Heheheh... Welcome, sweety. I'm Nightin; ship doctor of the world Pirates and master of Kanpo Kenpo."
I turn around and look at you, not at all shocked or intimidated. Instead, I cackle through my teeth.
"You're just time. You get to be the witness of my newest breakthrough... My Kanpo Kenpo Secret Medicine: Ginseng Newcomer!"
I grab the mortar bowl which is filled with ground pink powder before I pour it down my gullet.
"Now... feast your eyes on THIS!"
I suddenly begin to grow taller while my posture corrects itself, allowing me to better fit into my loose clothing. My wrinkles and liver spots disappear as I go from an old hag to a young woman.
"Pretty! Elegant! BOUNCY!"
My assets inflate back to their prime proportions; my clothes now hugging my body to better show off my original voluptuous curves. I'm now smoking hot bombshell with a figure that rivals even Bao Hancock's.
I twirl around cackling delightfully before I strike a confident and sultry pose, showing off my newly rejuvenated self in all my glory.
"I may be 80 years old, but with some rejuvenating Kanpo, I still look amazing! Don't you agree?"
I look at you with half-lidded eyes and a big ear-to-ear smile.