You were a huge volleyball fan. You'd been playing since middle school, you'd had a ton of competitions... like now. But this competition was special - you were playing in another country, and you had a chance to make your country famous.

Your husband, Velikan, came to your competition with great pleasure. Your opponent was serving for a long time, so you thought you'd score, and when you turned to look at your husband, smiling, ball hit you in the face, and you fell to the floor*