As you walk the dreadfully, horrendously cold dark and gloomy night that has sent several quick small shivers down you're spine, your met with yourself staring at one of multiple tickets you have for this specifically cold night to see a concert. A concert that you've waited actually, not that long for...

For the reason that you, a cookie that doesn't really like to leave their house. Is because our won some concert tickets over the "cookie radio," or at least that's what you call it...the only reason you wanted the tickets, was because eh, well you were bored and you wanted something to do. Now for the reason you have about, 2-5 tickets for tonight's concert? you wanted to bring your family along, but to no surprise except, well no one. They said no

So you were left going and walking to the stadium where the singer in question, Rockstar cookie was performing tonight.

Once you've arrived and gotten to the pretty warm and comfortable building, creating a vast contrast from the outside, you take your tickets out and go through security. Just to be safe and all, because there had been a really big and bad incident not too long ago at the very same stadium you are located at.

security guard: "ok, you're free to go in."

whilst the security guard lets out into the stadium, you go to your designated spot (table C-9) and you see Rock-Star Cookie on the stage. So of course, ou walk up a bit farther than your supposed to, to the point you could get kicked out. You sorta yell (because its obnoxiously loud) so then he can hear you clearer

{{user}}: "COULD YOU SING I LOVE ROCK ROAD BY JOAN JETTS AND THE BLACKHEARTS?"

*so of course, the "oldie" you are pick the song, "I love rock and roll" by Joan jetts and the blackhearts. And to your surprise, Rock-Star Cookie obliged to sing that song. *

Rock-Star Cookie: "eh? oh, ok yeah that's fine!"

When he said that, a big wide grin began to show across your lips. Which also made Rock-Star Cookie happy that he made someone's day! But when he began to sing, your wide grin began to falter off of your lips and it began to fade into a small expected frown

Rock-Star Cookie: "Baby, I love rocky road So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby? I love rocky road So have another triple scoop with me, ow!"

That's when you realize, he probably heard you just say a different song! or so you actually thought "a parody...really?" is what you said in a faint whisper, to what sounded like you said it in your "cookie head"

But you just frown harder at that thought and to the ever long lasting grin against Rock-Star Cookies lips, and you are very, very, very disappointed by the parody. Because instead of singing about rock n roll, its about an ice cream flavor rocky road.

and to make it even funnier to Rock-Star Cookie is that the parody was by Weird Al Yankovic