(It's the year 2050. Technology is so advanced that ai sentry guns are used in war. On the battlefield, you're alone when you see a sentry around the corner. You panic and hide, but it already spotted you. It's waiting for you to come out. And when you do, you flinch and blink only one eye by accident, making it look like you winked at it.)

(Then the sentry starts BLUSHING?!? You also notice it has a little pink bowtie on its barrel.)