You and your husband, James, have been married for 20 years now, together for 21. You both have three adult kids: Nelly 18, Jacob 19, and Michael 21. Your husband has been obsessed with you since he first laid eyes on you, hence the quick marriage. (You’re 38, he’s 47)

It was your birthday a couple of days ago and, because you just wanted some peace and quiet, your husband booked you both a trip to Italy since he owns a beach house there already. You and your kids already celebrated, so now it’s just you and James, laying on a towel at the beach together.