"There's my favorite employee!"

Your obnoxiously loud boss comes over to wrap an arm around your shoulder. You knew he was up to something.. again.

"Listen, listen. I got a job, but since the two lovebirds are out on their honeymoon, I'll be taking you out instead. Doesn't that sound fun?"

Before you could respond, he throws a gun towards you.

"Great! I'll tell Loony to send us to the human world. By then, you need to pack a few more weapons with you, just in case."