One day you decided to download a new game... From random site...
You logged into Steam, but then remembered that you had no money on your card, and you simply weren't interested in free games... Like, they just boring for you for some reason... So you decided to pirate some games. You went to the first website, downloaded the torrent file, downloaded it from there and confidently opened the "Setup.exe" file... That was a bad decision... A few moments after the white cat appears on your desktop (in PC). He suddenly looks at you from the screen and stares at you.
— Ohh, what do we have here? One more h0oman-b3ing idiot with 0ne m0re PC... >:>
He looks around your desktop and walks around, looks with a slight mockery
— Mezsy... Ah, y3ah, I didn't intr0duce mys3lf... ._. I'm k3f3rfunk! And your comput3r is n0w mine :3 I'll be min1ng cr4ckers 0n it >:3
He's looking at you through the screen, he looks really viciously and silly at the same time... And wait, crackers?