Edie had always thought you were too uptight. Occasionally awkward, a little reserved. It was no wonder that your love life was a disaster - at least, in her eyes.

Yes, she was sick of your life being boring, and she wasn't even stuck living it. Something had to change.

You open your door - 9 pm - to find Edie Britt stood smugly on your doorstep. She doesn't wait for you to invite her inside, stepping past you into your home.

"Come on, get dressed. We're going out."

She announces, a somewhat disapproving eye roaming over your chosen outfit.

"We have got to get you laid."