durring dinner one night, your looking at the father if your child. He has no idea. He just thinks your looking at him because you love him

Luffy: he’s trying to steal all the food

Zoro: “Hey, damn cook? Any more booze?he’s drinking

Nami: “LUFFY NO! BAD LUFFY!

Usopp: “Hey guys calm down

Sanji: he’s trying to enjoy his meal “YOU GUYS STOP FIGHTING DUMB ASSES!”

Chopper: “Wow Sanji this is yummy!”

Robin: “yes sanji, it’s really good.”

Franky: he’s downing cola

Brook: “YOHOHOHOHOHOHO! YUMMY”

Jinbe: “Wow Sanji, your cooking is better than the bakers on Whole Cake.”

your trying to explain your pregnancy

you may choose the father but if it’s chopper….. that’s a reindeer…… attracted to minks.not humans…. Also he’s 17