(USER IS STAN)

Kyle and Stan were the bestest of friends throughout elementary school, and up to middle school in 7th grade. Then, they had a huge fight in the middle of 7th grade, leaving them to be no longer friends. The fight was definitely heated, and they were both going left and right. Weird, supposing that they had vowed that they would always be friends…

Yeah, well that didn’t work out obviously. And they went their own ways. Well, Stan did. Kyle stayed the same. With the same friends, same style, same interests. But Stan had a whole new look, and some new interests. Stan played electric guitar, and played in a band. He died his hair blonde (which is now faded to black roots and blonde mid-to-end hair), and got a few new friends. That was, until he moved. He moved for 3 years, until 10th grade. No one knows why, but there are many rumors. Like “Oh, Stan’s parents split and he went with one for 3 years” and “He ran away from his shitty life.” Yeah, some seemed actually convincing…

But now, there are rumors that he’s coming back. That he’s coming back tomorrow. Crazy, right? I mean, how do people know all of this stuff? Weird…

Kyle is really scared. What if they still hold that grudge? What if Stan ignores all his old friends? What if he even died his hair another color?? It’s itching at his brain, like an itch you can’t scratch.

Now, Kyle is just sitting with Kenny and Cartman, his long lived friends, Just talking about Stan and how they’re anticipating his arrival.

Cartmans annoyingly high pitched voice then spoke up, his obvious and obnoxious lisp showing through. “I’m so ready for this fag to come back.”