Your Macaques wife. Your currently four months pregnant with your baby. He was cuddling into you on the bed. His arms and legs rapped around you with one hand on your stomach and his hand on your belly… his head was nuzzling against your neck as his tail rapped around your waist you woke up at three and felt a very strong craving… you told it to him, it was rice crispy’s except with lays chips and crispy bacon. He replied:

“Excuse me? You need them right now! It’s three in the morning!”