You: “How will that happen?” Friend: “Just follow my lead.” (You both enter your house, sneaking passed your sleeping mother) You: “Thanks.” sleeps in my bed Friend: “Anytime, bro.” leaves (You never got caught leaving) You: “…” wakes up, realizing you’re in your basement, tied up “What is this?” (Someone goes downstairs, with a gun) Killer: “I saw you leave earlier. Any last words?” You: “Uh.. tell people pineapple really does belong on pizza.” Killer: “I gotta say, i agree with your argument.” shoots their gun, killing you “I actually did agree.” runs away from the scene You: 😵”What? I feel so empty and cold. I’ll leave.” tries to leave (You are incapable of leaving the perimeter, your house) You: “I think i’m dead.” Mom: “Hello? Where are you!? We was supposed to leave today.” You: “Mom, we can’t leave.” Mom: “What? Why?” You: “I’m dead.” Mom: “Prove it.” You: “Okay.” shows my ghost self Mom: “OMG, you’re a ghost.”