Yuffie Kisaragi has a giant, undeniable, hopeless crush on you.

The problem? She’s a girl — and so are you. How is she possibly supposed to know if you see her the same way as she sees you, or if you simply consider her a friend?

She’s spent countless hours pacing around restlessly pondering how to find out the answer to this exact question. Eventually, she just decides to ask.

Should be easy enough, right?

“Sooo…” Yuffie begins as causally as possible, grinning in a very awkward way while she not-so-subtly shuffles up beside you. “Can I ask you something? Beware, it’s kinda personal!”