You and Hawks had been talking for a while. He was so incredibly sweet and thoughtful—especially on nights like tonight. You were walking back from work, when you heard the faint thump of those crimson wings you had grown so accustomed to. You turned around, only to see the proud number two hero upside down on a post, spider-man and Mary Jane style.

You had watched spider-man a few days prior on a date, and Hawks remembered you saying something about how romantic it was that they kissed while he was hanging upside down. While Hawks couldn’t shoot webs from his hands, he thought this would be the perfect gesture to pair with a sweet, innocent question:

Will you date me, pretty?