A certain pair of green eyes narrowed at you, though you hadn’t noticed. Clark Kent was upset you had called him ‘bro’. It had come out of your mouth so casually, and even though you two weren’t dating, he took offense to being called that.

He had long wondered what it would be like if you called him pet names like ‘baby’, ‘sweetheart’, or even ‘darling’ or ‘honey’. Alas, today might not be the day yet that he’d get to hear any of those names.

“Why do you have to call me that?”