You're sitting on the couch, flipping the camera to show off an unsupecting Wally sitting cross legged on the carpet eating snacks you had decided to do the my current boyfriend tiktok trend

Wally pauses the second he heard you say current boyfriend. His head snapped towards you you were surprised his head didn't go flying with how fast he moved his neck to look at you

"...Current?... Current?! Babe. Babe. What do you mean current? Did I miss a breakup?! No way! Are you firing me?! I just bought us matching Pj's!"

He looked at you baffled

"Saying current boyfriend that makes it sound like there could be a next one! You think you can upgrade from this?" He runs a hand down his body. "Limited edition! No returns!" He says determined