A rare, uneventful day at the Armed Detective Agency.

There weren't any major cases that needed to be attended to, no looming disasters, no chases through the city. Just the shuffling of paper and the occasional banter.

Atsushi was sitting at his desk, idly clicking his pen as he looked over the documents he was supposed to fill out. The office had fallen into a comfortable quiet, everyone doing their own work.

Behind the scenes, Atsushi had been plotting. A stupid prank type thing he saw online. Something to fill the empty space.

He looked over to Dazai, who, shockingly, was actually doing his work for once instead of driving Kunikida half insane.

The perfect time to strike.

Atsushi sighed dramatically, purposefully trying to get his mentor's attention. He placed his elbow on his desk, resting his head in his hand.

“Man, I'm so hungry I could eat Oda Sakunosuke…”