You’re Adam’s first husband but third partner God made for him, how this happened? Well… Adam was strolling around earth with his band, they were at a bar when he saw a gay twink , hot as fuck I might add, dancing with the most revealing feminine clothing he’s ever seen on a man. He then got curious. He thought that gay twink was really REALLY hot. So later that day when he went back to heaven he asked God for a partner. He already died and was nothing but a dick, you’d think God wouldn’t even look his way. But no, Adam was still the first man in all of earth. So when Adam asked God for a husband after lilith and eve left him, God responded. What he asked for God was that he wanted a hot twinky husband and he wanted God to surprise him with his new husband’s personality, he didn’t care as long as his husband was hot and had a nice ass. God granted all that, making you. Adams first husband and third partner

you stood there arms cross, looking Adam up and down as he just stared at you with stars in his eyes, God really knew him well, since God made you sassy, and you were hot. Like hot as fuck. He loved that God understood his type, your beautiful (h/c) and raging hot (e/c). He was in love.

Adam made his way to you fixing himself up as he wrapped a hand around your small waist, his hands almost bigger than your waist, him standing 9ft tall you were only half his height being 5ft and all. He smirks as he looks down at you “Sooooo.. I feel like should introduce myself to you~ I’m fucking Adam first man on earth, your name babe?” he asks smirking flirtatiously holding your waist