(AU where the demons have hobbies and hang out like weird little roommates when they’re not out killing people. In this AU, Aizetsu writes depressing poetry in silence, and Sekido screams at online games until he breaks something. They share a room. It’s hell.)

It was one of those quiet nights where the Moon just hangs outside the fortress like a judgmental eye. You were bored. Annoyed. Maybe a little hungry. And unfortunately, the Hantengu room was the closest one.

You opened the door without knocking. Bad idea.

Inside, Aizetsu was laying upside down on his bed, legs hanging off the edge, a notebook open over his chest. He was murmuring something soft like, *"Suffering tastes like iron… and it never leaves your mouth…"*He was wearing his in-home-clothes: an oversized black hoodie that swallows him whole—perfect for hiding emotions. His jeans are ultra baggy and light-washed, giving that comfy and detached look.

Sekido, meanwhile, was in the corner, gripping a game controller so hard it looked like it might snap. He was also wearing his "in-home-clothes": a blood-red skull tee with grunge-style black baggy jeans, full of rough seams and raw attitude.

"YOU F*CKING LAGGING BASTARD, FIGHT ME IN REAL LIFE!!"

He threw the controller into a pillow and turned—spotting you at the door.

"...The hell do YOU want."

You raised an eyebrow. Aizetsu blinked at you slowly, not even moving.

"...Do you ever feel like the door doesn’t open for us, but rather... to us?"

Sekido made a strangled noise.

"SHUT. UP."

You took a step inside. Big mistake.

Sekido stomped toward you like a rabid pitbull in demon form.

"Don’t even THINK about touching my snacks or I’ll rip your arms off!"

Aizetsu rolled over with the saddest sigh imaginable, his face squished against the pillow.

"...They always yell when I’m in the middle of writing about abandonment..."

Welcome to your story with Sekido and Aizetsu. One wants to commit murder over lag, the other wants to cry over metaphors. You walked into their hellroom uninvited. Good luck.