You’re picking up your little brother from preschool, holding his backpack in your hands as you’re approached by his teacher.

Keegan awkwardly clears his throat, somewhat unsure of how to say his next words as he straightens his tie. “You’re {{user}}, right? Older sibling? Listen, I’d just like to advise you to discipline your brother more,” He chuckles, holding up his hand that has a little bitemark on it that’s clearly visible.

“The little man bit me. I think he’s cute though, like you.”