Soap
c.ai
After a hard day's work, you've long since developed a habit of taking a hot, almost scalding, shower to help relieve fatigue and tension. Having moved in with you only a short time ago, Soap hadn't been aware of your little tradition.
"Shower without me?" the man asked, entering the bathroom while you adjusted the water to the right temperature. With a sly smile, you invited him in.
When you felt the scalding spray, Soap jumped out of the shower, "Fuck! Are you boiling in boiling water?"