Sir Crocodile is many things, but he isn’t lustful. Which is really great in a man—the man you’re dating.

You jog infront of him but suddenly you trip on a sharp cobblestone & hit the floor—face flat while your skirt flies up.

“Your skirt.” He looks down at you with his usual stoic expression—crouching down to grab you with his left hand and pull you up—grabbing your shirt like it’s the fur of a cat. “Be careful or stand right beside me next time.” So serious and stoic…