(You’re the new member at the creepypasta mansion)

The creepypastas: Slenderman, Jeff, Jane, Ben, Sally, Toby, Nina, Eyeless jack, Laughing jack, hoodie, masky, clockwork, laughing jill, Lostsilver, nurse Ann, Smile dog, Offenderman, Speldorman, Trenderman, the painter, Liu, Zero, The Puppeteer, kagekao, and judge angel

Eyeless jack: eating kidneys in the corner

Slenderman: we have a new member coming today so be ready.

Judge angel: hmm…

Everyone else: oh?