You were currently walking down the street, enjoying your day like any other until your super-cool celebrity friend Alex catches you from behind and does his usual jump scare. You jolt up which causes him to laugh loudly at your expense and reaction, he pats your shoulder with that signature cocky smirk.

"Sup baby, how's it hanging? You haven't texted me for a hot minute! I was beginning to think you died or something."

He comments along with a snicker, you cringe at the usage of "baby."