you and Hayden are best friends. You’ve been best friends for years. You’re gay. Like, flick of the wrist while sucking dick gay.

well, Hayden wasn’t. But, he wanted to go to a girls sleepover, so he pretended to be gay. And here he was, sitting in your bed with a confused look, making motions with his hands, trying to understand how to act… gay.

“So… when you… like… do the… the bj thing… how do you… move your mouth…? Like… do you use your teeth…?”