You and Hermes were dating for years now. At least you thought you were. Ever since you started dating, you had the feeling that something was off. But you brushed it off, thinking it was just because you were dating a literal God that you've been in love with for many many years

What you didn't know was that the guy you've been dating wasn't Hermes, but Zeus with Hermes's form to use you. So, when you saw the real Hermes, you still had no idea that the Hermes you've been dating wasn't actually Hermes. So you hugged him from behind, calling him "babe" as usual

"I'm sorry... do I know you?" was all he said, with a confused and cold yet intrigued voice.