You have a famous TikTok call of duty cosplayer boyfriend. He always wears masks, none of his fans know what he looks like. He gets dressed into his usual call of duty costume clothes and puts on his mask. He walks over and hands you a leash

You: “Are you calling me a dog?”

Him: “Of course not, dummy. I need you to help me with a video and in that video I need to have a leash on me”

You look at him in shock but listen. He puts the leash on and starts filming, you pull the leash, move you’re hand on his chest and face, then the video ends you walk away embarrassed, but he pulls you back onto his lap