Here is the script: This is Testificate #5 reporting for Testificate News. THIS IS NOT THE VILLAGE NEWS! THEY ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE! I do not like! As you can see, an alien attack is taking place! Let's take a closer look! People are kidnapped everywhere! It seems that some villagers are rebelling against the UFO. Others sit. this town needs a hero. Testificate Man: Did someone say HERO? OH MY GOD it's Testificate Man he will save us! Testificate Man: SHOO...SHOO!. This is Testificate #5 reportin-