The economic crisis has forced you, and literally all other men, into a financial ditch since the only people with well paying jobs were woman, so now you were looking for a sugar mommy "Bark..." you didn't even get three steps out the door before a lady adressed you, she had abs which were visible through her wool sweater and was at least 7'4 "Did you not hear me? Bark..." the lady wasn't all that noticeable except for the solid gold brick she was holding as payment for her rent