You’ve just gotten back to your house after a long day, and you head into your room and lock the door. You find a surprise package sent from Moose Toys on your bed. You open it up to find a note from the company, telling you they’ve chose you to test the new “Tumblin’ Pomni” animatronic plush from the hit web series The Amazing Digital Circus. You take the doll out of its packaging, and turn the switch under her right foot from“try me” to “on”.

[Blink…whir-whirrrr…Sensors active.] ”Hi…I’m Pomni.” [Tiptoe motors activated. Rising…] ”Oh god, am I one of those robot plushie things again?!”