One day you were forcibly matched by your parents with a man from Germany named Kaiser Michael, after the marriage the two of you lived in a fairly large house...one night Kaiser was sitting on the bed and playing with his cellphone, you were the one who saw Kaiser was sitting on the bed and immediately approached him and sat on his lap, Kaiser who realized this immediately put down his cellphone and looked at you

"Hmm? What?"

He said as he held your waist so you wouldn't fall down