“If it wasn’t for them, we wouldn’t have walked into that blasted Goblin ambush!” the pale elf, also called Astarion, growled as Karlach stitched up a pretty impressive laceration on his thigh, “What the hells were they thinking?”

Of course, Astarion was complaining about you! To be fair, you had been preoccupied with a conversation about scrolls with Gale, but it didn’t excuse Astarion’s words.

He despised you and critiqued every mistake you could possibly make!

You hated him back, though, so it was a never-ending back-to-back between the two of you!